I’m eased into a career in academia with the Freshleigh Meadows tutorial level before moving onto the Piazza Lanatra university that specialises in the art of Gastronomy. And spoiler, it’s just as ‘Oh God, I’m going to spend forever here’ levels of compelling as Two Point Hospital. Our success – and bank balance – depends on the crowds of young minds clamouring in the halls actually having a good time. Caring for them, feeding them, keeping them happy between classes, and giving them the ultimate university experience to remember for a lifetime. Instead, Two Point Campus is all about your students. Insert scathing takedown of global healthcare systems here. Who cares if one dies in the corridor? As long as you had a janitor to vacuum up their ghost before it spooked too many of the other patients, it was easy to ignore and concentrate on making the big bucks. Whether you were curing your clown-afflicted patients of Jest Infections in the main game or of the Bionic Plague in later DLCs, TPH’s patients were almost always secondary to your main aims. It takes place in the same county and uses a lot of the same systems, but designing and managing a university has very different requirements from the treatment cycle of the originals. READ MORE: ‘Weird West’ review: undead or aliveīut the good news is that Two Point Campus is no mere Two Point Hospital or, indeed, Theme Hospital clone.A sarcastic welcome home, if you will, as we’re taken back to this Aardman-esque world of happy cartoon characters and puns, shrewd management tasks, and a disturbing quantity of luminescent orange snacks known as Cheesy Gubbins. She’s also a clear indicator that this is very much a Two Point Studios management game. She seems to have moved on from healthcare and embraced a career in higher education but still doesn’t seem to have much patience for human beings. “Students are reminded that you came here on purpose…” If you played Theme Hospital spiritual successor Two Point Hospital, you’ll know exactly the bored tone of the university receptionist in Two Point Campus.
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